Conversations w/ My Cat

Decoy: *bites kitten for trying to play with him*Me: Heeeey, we don’t bite. If you wanna smack him, I don’t care. Go ahead, smack him around a little bit. He’s f*cking with you–Decoy: *growls* *BAP*Me: yeahhhhh!!! see? don’t bite. Smack. I swear to god, Decoy rolled onto his back at my praise. I pet his […]

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